Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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