So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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