suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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