how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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