It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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