Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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