I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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