scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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