She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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