I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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