i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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