i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
babies were throwing up all over the place
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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