I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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