haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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