then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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