At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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