Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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