I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm passing your future prison.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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