Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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