too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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