like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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