"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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