dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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