so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
The ass gains better be worth it
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