there's paper in my vomit.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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