I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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