i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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