hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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