The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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