drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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