yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
