think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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