morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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