I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We need to rekindle our bromance
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
So apparently I’m into choking now
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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