you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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