Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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