U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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