My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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