My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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