Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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