he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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