He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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