Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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