I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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