I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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