Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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