Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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