Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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