yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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