Pappa wants mamma naked
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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