I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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