What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Randomize
