Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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