Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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