shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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