If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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