Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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